GHASTLY HOLIDAYS eBOOK

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Why not download the Kindle ebook. Have a giggle at the end of your next dinner party or burst out laughing unexpectedly on the tube!

£4.99 each

"The quickest way to meet your maker,

Is to become a blind summit over taker,

The more acute the angle, the greater the danger,

A much greater chance of killing a perfect stranger."

MORAL
Rosie you are always welcome.
MORAL Bravo pubic transport.
MORAL A rosé a day, c’est parfait!
MORAL being bald, skinny, blind and having a 15 inch tongue does have its upsides


"A driving test is not required, Insurance a flight of fancy,
A surface road is undesired, Indicators are for nancies."
MORAL Spray where the sun don't shine.
MORAL Sometimes three collects a crowd.
MORAL Don't smoke.