MORAL Grumpy old men do naughty.

MORAL Bravo pubic transport.
MORAL A rosé a day, c’est parfait!
MORAL being bald, skinny, blind and having a 15 inch tongue does have its upsides

"A driving test is not required, Insurance a flight of fancy,
A surface road is undesired, Indicators are for nancies."

MORAL Spray where the sun don't shine.

MORAL Sometimes three collects a crowd.